The poor pathetic man in the Previgen commercial who does motivational speaking when he's not substitute teaching. I'm the cute one now. This is what we've sunk to? Doug from Liberty Mutual needs to burn in a pile of flaming ostrich feathers. I am kinda liking the return of the libity bibity bad actor guy especially when he goes through the entire line and stops at a"need". Something about that makes me want to throw a brick through the TV. My God I thought I was watching a infomercial. R516 - those bother me, because the spill has already happened and they're like, "here's a fully-wrapped roll that you're going to have to tear the plastic off of before you can grab a paper towel to wipe up the spill". Anyway the iRobot catchphrase alone So you can human! Someone actual got paid for that pitch? Right away he starts going into all these statistics for black people when the question never was once implied metal health for only black Americans. And what's with the kid who, while skipping around town, kicks the older woman's newspaper out of her hand? Shaquille s immunity system is not compromised. Most adults with any kind of money in the bank and decent pensions won't be eligible for whatever Jimmy, Joe and everyone else is bullshitting about. that any real mom would probably burst out with profanity in a fit of temper. [quote]Any commercial with obnoxious little twat Kevin Hart. R427 that shit is soooo tiresome. Toms of Maine Simply White Clean Mint Toothpaste. . In the preview for that instigator Charlamagne Da God show, well all of them are absolutely atrocious but in the new one someone asks him about the mental health issues in the US. The PTSD dogs and cats are gone, too, R568. Popular topics. There is no cure for cerebral palsy and the condition lasts for life. This is a longer version - in the short version I usually see he even lisps his s's. WTF is the point of the ridiculous Progressive ad with the father and son douchebags in a store while the son tries on jeans? This commercial does not motivate me to buy the product, only to change the channel. And then there are all those women taking shits Countdown to Amy Schumer and her Tampax Sequoias for women whose children simply fell out of them. It's brief and to the point. His 'business bag' was on his back. Seat Geek with the talking and moving rear end of people. The Amazon Go commercial with the bald woman doing interpretive dance in the aisles with her Millennial vocal fry voiceover Dont mind if I do! as she grabs a prepackaged salad that probably was made several weeks before. (lyrics below)\r\rMost said that this video may have been shown during the early 60's. This late night sex line commercial on Comedy Central is so weird. The new Phexxi commercial with Alexis from Schitt's Creek. If I dont ever see it how can I hate it too? How many commercials are there for whatever, playing various versions of "What A Wonderful World"? There are two versions of the exact same commercial - one with Covid masks and one without masks. That horrible Medicare ad featuring a loud nasty crone named Martha says that she's 75. Theres a difference. May he just needs to open them. Where are these commercials being shown? The commercial is just plain weird. Couldn't they find someone who was believable? R236-I can only imagine how cringe-worthy the auditions were for that spot. Those ZuckerFuck Meta adds with their multicultural security specialists whispering that Jeff needs regulation, that regulation is good in social media, please regulate us. Bad PR so to speak . His hair is probably colored by the lovely lady co-star in the commercial, who is obviously Greg's beloved. The Burger King Commercial with the Dancing King who says that he would eat a burger if he had a mouth. R27. and that the garments hold 5 cups of liquid! I can't help wishing there are sudden clouds and a mountain range. Cerebral palsy (CP) is caused by abnormal development of the brain or damage to the developing brain that affects a childs ability to control his or her muscles. Tired of his creepy looks and body. If she had to stoop to this, she must really be needy. As you describe it, Starbucks' contribution to her education may just have been allowing her to study at one of their tables between shifts without having to order anything. Seriously, if you have health issues this serious, you are going to see a doctor in person, then, get your dame urine checked! Only thing worse or almost is the background music in the new commercial which is clearly a knock off of the Chi-Lites Oh Girl.. I don't know how Youtube's advertising algorithm works, but somehow they think I'm a candidate for pee pads cause I'm always getting these ads. Duh. You *were* "adowable," old man. What shocked me the most was what Chaz Dean's freak face is looking like these days. The Top Toothpastes Colgate Total. I've never seen this ad, I've never even seen a generic Big Lots ad in my area. Should've shared a link R62, cuz this shit is hilarious. R581, and yet, they only give you a t shirt. "I'm a Gainiac,Gainiac! [quote] the Shriner's gimpy kids give you a blanket. The way he pronounces and emphasizes the word MONEY, is so cartoonishly maniacal youd think he was planning a way to get into Scrooge McDucks vault. Kevin yells back, what! If you've been a longtime reader of this thread, you know that the Shriners Hospital ads get ragged on quite a lot and discussed the kids who show up in them. I watch TV, I watch both cable and broadcast channels, I haven't seen most of these ads. Alphonso is so much more than his HIV medicine, R206 - he's also a hole to be used! Don't know what it's for but the commercial featuring the woman and her dog, where she's preparing dinner using a pepper mill and she describes it using the most god-awful vocal fry. How do the neighbors know how much they paid for their car? Dont know which is more peculiar, writing to the dead or writing a letter to your multiple sclerosis. Some features on this site require a subscription. If he is in a FB Group, it is frightening to think of the people like him who populate it. Just when a bloody, exhausted, and devastated Buck reunited with Eddie to break the awful news about Christopher, Christopher turned up, not all that much worse for the wear considering everything that had happened. Like he knows what lasagna is. Explore opportunities. Is for you to learn how to eat her pussy to climax, you limp dick. Lindells type followers needs specific instructions when using his advanced product like the modern towel. I had to quit because I grew to hate the American public too much to pretend the consumer is not a moron. Colgate reminds people that the power of a smile can bring optimism to those around them in a new commercial, titled "The Power of a Smile". There's this Canadian Amazon commercial with a guy (Hugh) and it sucks. Other products worth mentioning are 3M Oral Care Clinpro Tooth Crme Anti Cavity Toothpaste and Colgate Sensitive Toothpaste. She then envisions dramatic scenes of Renaissance couples at masked balls, kissing, etc. But wait! He looks ridiculous yelling at the screen ITS FREE. He has a birthmark on the left side of his face, which is mistaken for a bruise of some sort in the first episode, Pilot by one of the women he is fornicating with. NEW YORK -- The toothpaste manufacturer Colgate-Palmolive has joined the push to promote "gay pride" in the month of June by releasing an advertisement featuring two homosexual men. What are the release dates for Colgate Commercial - 2008? What is the plot line of the [Appleby's?] THAT would be nervy but, no, pick people who look like women in my family who I can literally hear taking a shit down the hallway when I visit, you fucking advertising assholes. "And now, we wear the pahnts!". I heard Charles Barkley say he wouldn't be surprised if Shaq started doing ads for tampons! Published Original Comedy Central programming is the pits. It's up there with the Beatle song torturer!! Is it supposed to be funny? He has his eyes closed. Has anyone mentioned the newest Shingrix (sp?) She has a line or two, but I didn't pay attention to what she says. Flo and that insanely annoying guy in the progressive commercials makes me want to cancel my insurance with the company. Very contrived and arrogant to give that much credit to a metal box with wheels. That Gold Bond commercial with the pervy old black dude and the young guys with moist balls. I just looked up and there was a commercial for that Wen not!shampoo stuff. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. 28 Feb 2023 23:37:56 Damn. Of course, when actually shopping at Target one will see so few people who look like these business owners they're telling the rest of to support shopping the aisles with you. The Geico gecko is neither cute nor funny and never has been, plus has the most annoying goddamn voice imaginable. It's more the fact the I can't figure out the layout of their apartments! They each yell at the other without irony. I notice a lot of the channels which air retro-TV series also show these awful ads. I worked in advertising 30 years. Just slap 'em! "Hungry Root came throuuuuuuuugh." If you can't find the email you can resend it here. So again hes alienated a huge percentage of possible viewers including other minorities. In this one, I've never seen or heard of most of them. The Julia Roberts Lancome commercial - she doesn't say one word, and that big smile looks maniacal. All the Caesars commercials with Smoove and Patton Oswald SUCK ASS. Samsung can't even make quality televisions, you think I'd trust them with a washer/dryer? One of the two women in the commercial says something like "Infused with two things - like a karate door!" Ill be right over! By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. In which country Colgate toothpaste is banned? This thread is archived. Please post videos. R80, maybe that's what Prevagen does to those who take it -- turns them all into Stepford wife types. Get a brighter, whiter smile when you use Colgate Optic White toothpaste, mouthwash, and toothbrush products during your oral care routine. The puppet is singing "Time is On My Side". [quote]If I see one more Burlington Coat Factory commercial Im a scream.. Its a fucking coat factory.. Burlington is not a technically "coat factory". "So we're dancing now? I deeply HATE those Prevagen spots. I just want to go over there and we all end it together by drinking some Guyana punch so we could be put out of our misery already. Lip synching Janis Joplin with my mouth open as fucking wide as I can! ^"Skippy" is selling Kraft's Mac and Cheese in a cup. I'm totally despising any of the virtue signaling ads from Target lately. The blond guy with the dog on the Liberty Mutual commercials has BDF, but is annoying. Come to think of it, think Ed Sheran sang one of the songs to those obnoxious jewelry commercials. And those 5 minute commercials like that beauty product for baggy eyes. What about the old, starving, cold Russian Jews? The white gal has bad stomach problems. Those PetsSmart ads or whatever they are with everyone singing "I'd Do Anything" remind me how much I hate the musical OLIVER! Smell my drawers!". Covenant House homeless kids and the Shriner's gimpy kids give you a blanket. He reminds me of NYC weatherman Mike Woods (gay) who also wears too-tight suits on his overly muscled upper body. Maybe just stop eating so damn much. Such a stupid commercial. "You can get MAH-NAY paid back to you! [quote]The Medusa one where she kills a guy on a bar because he made a face. The third is two kids, trudging through the snow with scowls on their faces and yelling, 'We're GOING to NANA'S". No words to describe it. Kids' toothpastes, toothbrushes and mouthwashes are designed for growing mouths, and have fun characters and colors that make brushing fun! OMG, Sharon Stone shopping for glasses and the shop clerk looks like he is about to jizz himself. I think its humania. I love the Applebee's commercial with the dancers. Definitely, R14!! They only flash her face for about 5 seconds of the whole ad. Like the weeping thumb on the Botox commercial who weep, weep lost his husband. She was probably using a wet towel to dry herself off with. A commercial for some type of OTC heath product where it's "infused". Alexa should refuse to keep rewinding the damn show. Enjoy the best in current fiction, romance, mystery, biography, adventure, and morein easy-to-read large print! I didn't find it offensive or even annoying. r91, It's like the Voltarin commercial where the wife with the gay husband is so glad that he has his moves back, and you can tell that the bartender, who pops his cork for everyone he sees and throws a boner, is also glad. What toothpaste makes your breath smell the best? Also was watching the show Killer Kids where I think its the Make A Wish cancer kids is a sponsor Its sick children in the commercial regardless and reminds me of how Drizly advertises for the show Intervention. It really pisses me off. September 2, 2021 "'What Can Your Smile Do?'" sums up a TV commercial from Colgate, depicting the experience of a young boy who is visually impaired and boarding a school bus. Insurance companies, big pharma and Medicare have to account for more than half of all commercials. The Burger King commercial with the guy whispering ASMR style about buy one get a second for a dollar. Callcott died of cancer in Noosa, Queensland on 10 May 2013, aged 66. Caesars Sportsbook with that guy yelling you are, I am, we are.. They rock out eating dinner and playing at the gaming tables. Discover life at Colgate. I hate the Wendy's fries commercial where they compare them to McDonalds and for some reason there is loud grating scream. She clearly realizes the truth at that instant. So instead of a standard voice-over ad telling us all the miraculous miracles one will find in each bottle, now we have random "actual Prevagen users" going on and on about the miraculous miracles they've found in each bottle. The spot features a visually-impaired boy who gets on the school bus and takes a seat near a girl, where he finds an empty seat. But their balconies appear to be across the courtyard from each other. Help me I'm old. R368, I LOVE the Pepto jingle. Can a man with cerebral palsy have a baby? What is the best toothpaste in the world? Agreed, R282. One of the last shots is of her at graduation. [quote] YOU HAVE AN ATTACHED GARAGE BEHIND YOU. Take a look at Try to incorporate a smile and some kind of effective catch phrase or gimmick. Both men come across as very smarmy. The NYC Covid vaccine with the hyper, coked-out Jamaican woman. Im Morgan and theres more to me than HIV. Colgate 360 Optic White, Sonic Battery Powered Toothbrush Minions Kids Manual Toothbrush Gum Comfort Toothbrush Colgate Optic White Pro Series Powered Toothbrush - Black Colgate 360 Floss-Tip Sonic Battery Powered Toothbrush Triple Action Toothbrush Gum Health Sonic Powered Battery Toothbrush Extra Clean Soft Toothbrush WTF? How does this work? You have to have a certain timeline to go after someone and that were at the 418th in already dude. A woman sure cannot get a Pap smear over a damn cell. when he's offered cake and then claps his hands because he's just so damn proud of himself. The black gal covets and gives longing eyes to the other gal. The Duluth Trading Company "Funk No" underwear commercial. The Geico Motorcycle "Build Me Up Buttercup" ads. What a disgusting commercial, they are waaaay too detailed about what causes vile odors in your ass and crotch area.. How is it that I haven't seen like 90% of these commercials you're talking about? That he wasnt and was on the children of the corn on wheels, its the bus driver that needs to be disciplined and have action taken against them. R263, I like the other kid in that commercial who wants "wafer cookies!" ? And Dave yells Lasagna! Then they repeat this. Absolutely despise the JLo spots for those Goli gummy chews. The Planet Fitness ads featuring William Shatner and Dennis Rodman. The ad is way too short to be annoying. Cant make out a damn word shes saying. Grrrl, wrinkles are the least of your problems. WTF. Our advanced lined of products are designed to target and reduce your sensitivity. I realize it's not National, but I wouldn't mind seeing the black and white Winn-Dixie "twins" die in a common grease fire! GET IN THE CAR INSIDE THE GARAGE INSIDE THE HOUSE. I did not know that public surprise anal in Japan is a thing. Even a microwave is more convenient. R498: Greg (the motivational speaker) is the Black gentleman with the bad dye job. So annoying and depressing. ALL the nasty, filthy cunt ads with the nasty, filthy cunts. [quote]Can a gyno exam actually be done over a cell?! I kept E Channel on most of the summer while I was packing -mindless hours of Sex and the City reruns and hours of Kardashians. The car ad where three kinds of people state some destination they're headed to in their over-sized, nasty, gas-guzzling luxury tank. I'm fed up with this gimpy-eyed freak of a doctor who refuses to say his own first name on the air in those spots. That jewelry commercial where he writes to his fiancs dead dad asking to marry him. Keira Knightley is in some perfume ad that is set to fragments of Janis Joplin's CRY. Can't stand them. The commercial . It's like he's talking to the hearing impaired. What a super annoying commercial. I'm on the East Coast. That Joie de Hooha add with the stupid bitch wagging her fat, yeast-free cunt around in a yoga class. Check out the video at iSpot.tv:What Can Your Smile Do? That colgate ad where the "blind" kid gets on the school bus and makes a friend awww. Cookie Notice Martha Stewart is 80 this year and I don't care how much of a bitch she may be to work for, she seems like an angel compared to that other Martha -- and at least she's beautiful (still)! Later in the commercial, he coyly dangles a bite of dessert in front of his wife, then eats it himself with this dumbass grin on his fat face. They have this thin bland woman who looks like she is wearing a blonde wig. That is just embarrassing and that someone actually made money off ghetto street talk stereotyping when pitching this commercial Of course God forbid anyone points this out just how Charlamagne hires a voice over that sounds like they pulled her right off an episode of Maury to purposely get a reaction and basically set people up to pull out his almighty race card per usual. I was loving the Larry David commercial until I realized it was a spot for fucking bitcoin. In 2019, the Colgate toothpaste brand sold almost 80 million units in the United States, while Crest 3D White sold just over 60 million. Odd commercial. I can't stand any of the Sonic ads but I especially hate the one where three retards are in the truck probably on their way home from a circle jerk in the woods. She's so fucking annoying. Also the Little Cesars commercial where Ed Sheran screams bloody murder cause the cashier told him they made changes to the pizza only for her to say they tripled the amount of pepperonis. Why don't you take a shower more often so we don't have to smell your stinky parts. I can't wait for the ad with suburban daddies presenting hole. hate the one with the chick in the kitchen. Thanks to those people who sent info about the video. The other ad in this series features the Rapunzel character and there's yet another ad. Song in Be the Reason Nurse Colgate Advert 2021. Colgate TV Spot Be the Reason Nurse commercial song. All rights reserved. I don't know what commercial it is but it has some treacly, Sam Smith whiny voice, love song that begins with "I want you to see" that as far as I can go before I dive for my remote to mute. Hang in there. Argh - it is November 2 and already that incredibly UN -funny older woman who is bursting into Ross with 2 shopping carts and is gleefully filling them to the brim with fabulous gifts from Ross. Saw the 12 Days of Cha-ching commercial today. Only thing worse are their Adam Sadler tribute weekends who Im convinced owns a fare share of stock in the network. Arm and Hammer Dental Care Advance Cleaning Mint Toothpaste w/Baking Soda. He shills so much stuffwhy? which she proceeds to do. I love that hanes commercial, its balltastic ! The dad is looking at the boys crotch and ass in the jeans to see if his stuff looks good in them. Natalie Portman in those commercials for Dior where she lip synchs cry by Janis Joplin! Enough! Colgate Total Diligence TV Commercial 2017 - YouTube 0:00 / 0:37 Colgate Total Diligence TV Commercial 2017 OzLandTV 3.55K subscribers Subscribe 127K views 2 years ago Colgate Total. Co-showrunner Kristen Reidel addressed the idea with TVGuide. She dances like some cruiseship performer. Khloe was with Lamar and by far the most interesting girl on the show. He annoys me more than the "Heroes in Film" book club lady. I don't know if it is a.regional spot but that Marshall's Mrs Claus commercial where she is gleefully shopping and throwing a Christmas party runs non stop! At first, I thought it was Steve Zahn but it's not. Just can't figure it out. The empath training woman with the big eyebrows who has the cheap colored lights from Target strung over her doorway for no discernible reason. Have questions about your smile? How does someone change their appearance so radically? After he smiles, the girl smiles too and he makes her acquaintance. If that's bad enough, you hear people in the audience shouting things like "Sing about yogurt!" trentonsocial.com 2018. Finger Hut with the jungle black woman doing a jungle dance while mowing her lawn with a push mower. Im not a car, Im a fucking human being! Her kids scream at her to get out of their room and her mom waves her away like an insect. Glad the law requires them to list all the adverse reactions you can have. There's no escaping some of these annoying TV ads. Are these all regional commercials? R242 He graduated from my high school and is now a student at alma mater. Hello and thank you for being a DL contributor. It's all a trade-off, I guess. and the kid answers "I know". Is the money Progressive spends on those shitty spots really worth the amount of business they bring in? I can't tell if he had extreme dermabrasion that erased all trace of features, or they put some kind of filter on the camera that caused his face to look like a peeled potato with eyes. So he's always in shadows. In the past 30 days, Colgate has had 3,339 airings and earned an airing rank of #324 with a spend ranking of #91 as compared to all other advertisers. You tend to lose your sense of shame when you're broke. I have diabetes and that commercial makes me go into a diabetic coma. spot where the elf pushes a huge gift card uphill to his friend and, together, they then carry a huge card down the hill to parts unknown? The unions basically fucked over their members. I cant stand that Bud Light commercial they play every time where the unhot neighbor breaks through the wall and asks, Have you tried this?. It hit home and hit my heart. Is he somebody? Please complete the process by verifying your email address. YYYY Colgate-Palmolive Company. R177=What about the annoying chatterbox who talks so fast she's unintelligible? I just wish they would ban medicine commercials like they did liquor in the 70's. 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